Dear stepfather:
Please stop being a complete asshole. It makes my mother angry, and she takes this anger out on me.
I don't like being yelled at, y'know?
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Dear Adam:
Thank you for being the only person who reads this. It's nice to know that someone cares.
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Also, why the hell do you live so far away? Damn.
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Dear Sydney:
I hope you are prepared for Ethan leaving.
I am going to attach myself to you.
You already know how extremely needy I am, but without Ethan I'm going to be even worse, seeing as you will be my only friend.
Also, please stop giving me shit for not having very many IRL friends.
Seriously, if I want to text twitter, I will.
Do you not realize it makes me want to cry every time you call me a loser?
Because I know I am. I don't need to hear it from you as well.

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Dear Carrot Mayo:
I don't like you.
Please, leave me alone.
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Dear Economy:
Stop being so shit, please.
I need a job.
And a car.
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Dear little sister:
I love you.
I'm sorry that I'll be moving out (hopefully) in June or sometime this summer.
I know Dave is an ass, but you'll only have to live with him for six years without me.
I strongly suggest you move out as soon as you graduate.
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Dear Ethan:
If you forget about me when you move, I'll cry. A lot.
I know you'll make all sorts of friends who are way cooler than I am, but try to remember your best friend, okay?
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Dear Bryan:
I am getting tired of you making Sydney cry.
Seriously, stop it.
I WILL kick your ass.
You are a sorry excuse for a boyfriend, and I don't know why Sydney has kept you around for so damn long.
However; I do think you are a lovely person when I don't think of you as Sydney's boyfriend. I enjoy talking to you. Why don't we hang out anymore?
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Dear Really-Cute-Boy-I-See-On-Campus-All-The-Time:
You are really attractive.
What is your name?
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Dear father:
I love you.
Your girlfriend is just using you for money.
Why can't you see that?
She's never moving in.
I hope I'm wrong about that; you love her so much, and I don't want to see you get hurt.
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Dear Madelyn Mae Bailey:
I can't wait to meet you.
I'm so glad you were born all healthy and what not.
Be prepared for me to teach you all about Harry Potter.
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Dear Garrett:
I swear, if you say anything rude to me tomorrow, I will punch you in the face.
It's our last day of driving together, can't you at least be civil?

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Dear Brittany,
Make some damn friends already.
Also, stop being so depressing.
Remember when you used to be happy all the time?
Why aren't you anymore?
And you need to do better next term.
There is a very real chance that you failed several (if not all) of your classes this term.
Stop being such a loser.
Be nicer to your sister.
Write more.
Join choir.
Get over your fear of driving.



Love, Brittany.